Double Baked Chocolate Chip Cookies

I know it may appear as though I've been a total slacker in the writing department, but I promise that just isn't so! I've been spending my evenings interviewing top athletes competing in the CrossFit Games Canada East Regionals and writing up their profiles (in return for actual monies!!). It's supercool to be involved and to have the chance to give some much deserved recognition to amazing athletes like the slo-mo muscleup queen Brit Holmberg. Regionals are in Toronto May 11-13 and I highly recommend checking it out, it's going to be quite a spectacle of incredible strength and stamina including 100 lb dumbell snatches with One Arm. In.Sane. I'll be the one in the MEDIA shirt standing at the finish line with a tub of icecream ;)

To make up for my absence of late, I offer you COOKIES! If you're wondering why there are only two on the plate instead of the 30 that I made, it's because I ate the rest (well, I shared the rest at a potluck, but probably ate more than my share) before realizing with two left that I should probably take a picture and consider ermeging from my blogging hibernation.

Double Baked Chocolate Chip Cookies

These are a modification of Elana's chocolate chip cookies (notice that there were only 3 on the plate in her photo!). I subbed coconut oil for grapeseed oil in her recipe, which gives them a nice coconut flavour (you could do clarified butter instead), and I subbed honey for agave (next time I'm trying coconut sugar, I just forgot it existed this time).

Ingredients

• 2 ½ cups blanched almond flour
• ½ teaspoon celtic sea salt
• ½ teaspoon baking soda
• ½ cup coconut oil (melted)
• 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
• ½ cup honey (I use raw! But not as much as called for, roughly 1/3 cup)
• 1 cup chocolate chips (I used half enjoy life chocolate chips, and half chopped up dark chocolate bar)
  

1. Combine dry ingredients in a large bowl
2. Stir together wet ingredients in a smaller bowl
3. Mix wet ingredients into dry
4. Form 1-inch balls and press onto a parchment paperlined baking sheet
5. Bake at 350° for 7-10 minutes
6. Cool and serve

ATTENTION: YOU ARE NOT DONE!

7. This is the most important part and turns the normal sogginess of almond flour cookies into proper cookie crispiness. Once the cookies are mostly cooled, stick them back in the oven for another 3 minutes or so. Watch them closely so they don't burn, and take them out when they start to get dark edges like in the picture. You may have a row of cookies that are already browned (if your oven is like mine, it'll be the back row). Leave these ones out.

If you're skeptical about the last part, consider the difference between toasted nuts and non-toasted. Exactly.

Learning to love your leafy greens

Chicken thighs with kale

Holy crap I love kale. But before I get to the leafy greens...

I went to a stats course this week for work, and lunch was provided. I made the mistake of checking "gluten free" as a dietary restriction when I registered, and was presented with a platter of "sanwiches" made with gluten free bread. It. Is. Terrible. It has the taste and texture of styrofoam, the stuff doesn't even bend. If you've been scared away from trying to make your own paleo bread because of a traumatic experience with this sort of stuff, I urge you to give it a try. The recipes from Elana's Pantry are much, much better.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the gluten free sandwiches were also vegetarian. Us paleo folk ended up ravaging the regular sandwiches and gutting them for their protein-filled innards. Next time, I'm going to click "other" and ask them to bring me a plate of meat.

So I haven't posted in a while, because I've been occupied writing profiles for the CrossFit Games mainsite! It is MUCH harder to write about someone else and try to accurately convey their thoughts; I'm used to writing about myself, and spewing my stream of concoiusness, uncensored. But it's been a neat experience so far,  I've had the chance to talk to some pretty neat-o crossfitters. I'll probably post some sort of sum up of the Games Open at some point when I'm feeling more profound.

Pecan and coconut crusted tilapia with chard and bacon

In the meantime, all this nice weather and growing green stuff has reminded me that I've yet to share my trials and errors with the fickle task of making leafy greens taste good. And so, I present to you....

Greens. I used to hate them with a burning passion (except lettuce, which I now think is a bit of a snore. Except arugula...arugula is a badass lettuce). But now, I eat some sort of leafy green probably twice/week, and since I've sort of figured out the preparation process, I actually enjoy them! So this is a compliation of my process with various tips and options based on the green of choice.

I will preface with a link of why leafy greens are worth learning to love

Oh So Good Leafy Greens
It took me 2 or 3 tries with each kind of green to make them actually tasty and not just edible.  Probably you'll just have to give it a try yourself, and probably it will be too squishy or too tough or otherwise not quite right the first time, but here's a place to start. If you don't love them right away, don't give up. I had to force myself through several iterations of greens at first, but now I actually look forward to them!

1. Pick a green! Kale is my most favouritest. I also often make collard greens and sometimes chard. Chard is more bitter than the rest, and requires bacon to help with that (Nick's mom's idea!).
2. Heat up your pan with olive and/or coconut oil (for kale or collards). Chard option: chop up a package of bacon and fry up the pieces until crispy. Set aside the bacon and leave enough fat for your chard.
3. Meanwhile, tear the leaves from the stems (kale or collard) or chop up the whole thing (chard) into a strainer and rinse. Don't shake off too much water, the water will help steam the greens.
4. Dump the greens into the pan. It will seem like they won't fit, just pile them in anyway.
5. Stir (or really it's more of a toss) the leaves to coat with oil. When they've cooked down enough that you can fit the lid on the pan, put the lid on. Let steam for 2 or 3 minutes.
6. Add stuff. For kale and collards I add raisins and sesame seeds, and a little bit of sesame oil. I also sometimes put a bit of salt and garlic powder, depending on my mood and the saltiness/garlicness of the rest of my meal. For chard I put the bacon back in (I leave some of the bacon out for breakfasts the rest of the week!), and add garlic powder.
7. Assess your greens. They will turn bright green as they start to cook, then get darker. After I've added stuff, I check how squishy they look. If they look a bit too squishy (too much water) I leave the lid off, and if they look a bit dry I leave it on to keep in the moisture. Cook some more.
8. Taste for doneness as you go along, stirring regularly. Kale and collards will take 10-15 minutes for the whole process. Chard takes longer.

Sausage and roasted sweet potato chips with collard greens

Tips
1. All greens are better fresh. If you leave them in the fridge for too long before cooking they will end up chewy.
2. Don't try to eat the stems of kale. The stems of chard are good though and get a bit mushy like rhubarb.
3. Sometimes I let the kale overcook and it ends up kind of crispy like kale chips.
4. The raisins really balance the flavour, I think, and steaming them with the greens makes them all plump. You can also add pinenuts or almond slivers, among other things (as a garnish, so they don't get soggy).
(5. Sometimes, when feeling indulgent, I fry some diced potatoes to add back in with the chard and bacon. But don't tell the person who write's this blog, as it would be a bit contradictory, given the title)